So This Is The New Year. And I Don’t Feel Any Thinner.



Written by Esquire
January 5, 2012






God dam. Another year down, and I'm up...In pounds anyway. From what little I can recollect from the days when I was as a single-man pronounced singlemin there are specifically two events on the tour that are a shoe in for performing singlemin tasks: Weddings and New Year's Eve. Imagine for a moment if you were to combine the two? That is what happened this past NYE. A hybrid NYE Wedding, the most ideal setting for lovers looking for love. Perhaps only Prom night rivals this evening when it comes to the ease of making out with babes.

As it turned out I too found love, in the form of this ice-cream slider above. Now I don't have much of a sweet tooth per say, and maybe it's the wine talking, but this was the most delicious desert I have ever taken down. Fact. Speaking of facts, I'm also beginning to realize the following may be true: Once on the lips forever on the hips. Fuck.

Note: Ice-cream is the new babe.

Mildred's Temple Kitchen. Liberty Village, Toronto, ON [mp3j track="The New Year.mp3"]  
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Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.