It’s Too Late To Eat French Fries. It’s Too Late.



Written by Esquire
February 15, 2011






What is it about the wee hours of the morning that make the body desire all that is terrible  for you? Surely greasy fried foods are the exact opposite of what one should be eating late night. If you are anything like me, you would not be caught dead entering one of these deep fried establishments in daylight hours New York Fries In the Mall doesn't count. Most of the time  we all steer clear of these grease pits. But then comes the weekend. Friday: You finish the work day, attempt to wash away the filth of the week by having a drink at the pub close to your office, but before you know it all hell breaks loose. One minute you are in a cubicle at work discussing where to go for a quick drink. The next you are raging at 2am on Granville St, sizing up ESL students and searching for something/anything that has been deep fried. Trust me I know. Not the cubicle part, but I know.

Note: The irresponsible  drinking, the constant whoring around, the questionable late night food choices... You humans disgust me. Have some self dignity for god sakes. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

      ♫Apologize.

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Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.