Waka Flocka Flame Broiled.

Written by Esquire
June 28, 2011

This morning I awoke and recollected nothing, absolutely nothing.  I looked around my apartment and realized everything was too perfectly in place. I thought to myself The drunk version of me cant possibly be this good can he? I instantly got that nervous feeling, but I was at ease once I saw my wallet and iphone neatly placed on my counter. I then made moves to the fridge. Again, everything looked proper. And then of course I opened the garbage and saw this above. What the fuck a flame? I have no recollection what so ever, but it is clear I made a trip to the BK at some point in my drunken escapade. What did I even order? I have no fucking clue. Was the meal any good? I sure hope so. Was the Black Keys concert any good? Again, I sure hope so. I am a real piece of work sometimes. It's so weird because I usually remember everything - This last statement is completely false but it's what I keep telling myself. I suppose that's how you Monday? Dear god, help me... Flocka!

Note: This song is real grimey, son. Burger King. ♬ Hard in da paint. [audio:Hard In Da Paint.mp3]    

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Greek Day Yeah I Can’t Say No.

Written by Esquire
June 26, 2011

Today is Greek Day, a day where we must must try everything Greek. When I desire the Greek at home Dallas Pizza is one of the best places to order in from. My all time go-to is of course Stephos, but regrettably they don't deliver. Order from Dallas. Trust me. They do something magical with those potatoes. The carb loading is all time. The Greek may very well be one of my all time favorites. Yet sometimes I get the feeling I have never even tried it before. Straight to the Greek, no Tazeek.

Note: This song reminds me of the time I was 13, and we went to Greek Town Toronto to buy skateboards  from Hogtown Skates on the Danforth. Souvlaki: respect.

Dallas Pizza. Vancouver. ♫Weakness. [audio:Weakness.mp3]  

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She’s Lump. She’s Lump. She’s Lump. She’s Meat And Bread.

Written by Esquire
June 23, 2011

This place is pretty awesome. They may only have three flavors of sandwiches on their menu, but that's clearly all they need. I have been there many times and they have never let me down. The Porchetta is said to be the most desirable sandwich they have. This is incorrect. I personally don't care much for the fatty chunks often found in this sandwich. Don't get me wrong it's delicious, but it's the Spicy meatball that has won my heart. I recommend going with a friend and ordering all three sandwiches on the menu. That way you each get to sample the variety, and decide for yourself which is best.

Note: Spice is the variety of life. Ask for extra Sriracha.

Meat and Bread. Vancouver, BC ♫ She's Lump . ( I refuse to download this song)  

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I Predict A Riot. I Predict A Diet.

Written by Esquire
June 16, 2011

After a very interesting evening,  I awoke and took a long hard look in the mirror. While lost in the gaze of my big brown eyes,  something became clearly evident: I need to go on a diet.

Finally, these god forsaken NHL playoffs are over. For the last two months I've been required to put my body through the ringer a minimum of 3 times a week,  all in the name of sport. The lack of fitness, the inevitable drinking, the constant snacking on deep fried delights; It really takes a toll on the physique. As if that wasn't enough, these fuck wads had to go and trash this beautiful city. Thank god they stuck to burning the retail district. I don't know what I would do if any harm had come to my beloved food establishments. What a bunch of neanderthals.

Note: For the record, I'm never embarrassed about my food choices. What brings me great shame is the fact that I live amongst cavemen.

♫ Riot.

[audio: I Predict A Riot.mp3]  

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Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.