Doctor, Oetker. Can’t You See I’m Burning, Burning.

Written by Esquire
February 11, 2012


Normally I frown on frozen pizza, but I must say the Dr.Oetker Restourante pie is a drunken delight. It's not winning an award anytime soon, but it makes a great late night snack.  In fact, I'd sooner come home and bake the good Doctor's pie, rather then indulge on the garbage being served in the Granville district.  It's the decor and ambiance of places like Mega-bite and Numero Uno that truly compliments their lousy pizza. It's just like dinning in a dumpster.  Pizza Garden is of course excluded from this generalization. They make wonderful pies.

Note: Don't bake drunk. When passed out, you will not hear the alarm, nor smell the smoke. Although, after making this error on several occasions, I'm convinced it's virtually impossible to burn an apartment down. If that were the case, I would be long gone by now.

Dr. Oetker Frozen Pizza Products. [mp3j track="Doctor Doctor -The Thompson Twins@Doctor Doctor.mp3"]

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Out Of The Blue (Bear Truck).

Written by Esquire
February 8, 2012


Denver, the sunshine state...gorgeous. I've been eating really healthy lately. And then I went to America. I'm not food truck fan per say I prefer being served my meal, and eating indoors. However, any excuse to get out of a trade show for a few moments was reason enough to go slumming. The slider and grill cheese from Blue Bear Truck was really something else. As were the garlic fries included in this combo. Also of note was a delicious hot mustard which we dipped the fries in because clearly the garlic parmesan rub wasn't enough. To understand an American, one must eat like an American...I should be American.

Blue Bear Truck. Denver, CO. [mp3j track="Out of the Blue - Julian Casablancas@Out of the Blue.mp3"]  

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Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.