I Really Miss Fat Tony’s, Even Though You Gone Away.

Written by Esquire

Late night Whistler. Fat Tony's is located right in the village square. I have only ever been here in the wee hours of the morning, but what a slice. From what I remember each piece weighs a pound. I also vaguely recollect there being a nice sesame crust.  My associates are obsessed with one of the slices they serve: The White One. It comes covered in some sort of white ranch type of product. Ranch on pizza....what will these youth think of next?  I often stay in the hotel directly above Fat Tony. If your room is in the west wing of the Adara Hotel you can actually smell the pizza cooking all night. Thank god I don't midnight toke. For If I did I could never escape the late night desires.  They are open until 3am. It usually gets post bar dirty, but the good kind of dirty. Kind of like most of the servers at Earls Whistler. Women of Staff housing-The bad kind of dirty.

Note: This is a sad tune from the hood. What ever became of this Master P anyway? From what I remember he even made it into the NBA at one point. Thats pretty dirty too.

Fat Tony's Pizza. Whistler, BC. [audio:I Miss My Homies.mp3]


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  1. Skin April 13, 2010 11:43 am

    Always get Beef and Blue Cheese (aka “The White One”). Even though it looks like a Dairy Queen Dessert Pizza, it’s quite delicious, and possibly the secret to fat Tony’s success (that, and his patience with late night drunken louts).

    Backup slice is the Potato Pizza. Veggie friendly and will nicely cap a tank full of booze. Or at least look better when it comes back up than the beef and blue cheese.

  2. Esquire April 29, 2010 5:52 am

    I concur good sir. You are very wise in the late night eating arts. I appreciate your tips.

Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.