Mo Money Means Mo Pizza Dough To Blow.

Written by Esquire

The good people at Monster Energy have been throwing ridiculous shakers all week up at Grouse Mountain's Altitudes Bistro the peak of Vancouver. Monster-Vodka drinks were consistently passed our way, and the pizza's were flowing in like boxed wine. Although they were extremely soft and doughy, the pies were still a nice late night snack. As we all know pizza standards drop ten fold with every drink consumed, so there was no concern in quality. Unfortunately we just missed the prime rib, which was apparently served earlier. Rumors I say. We found nothing but thick, soft, bouncing pizza up in those parts. Burrrrrrumski.

Altitudes Bistro. Grouse Mountain, Vancouver. [audio:Blow.mp3]


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  1. Wouldn't you like to know March 12, 2010 5:25 pm

    That girls WHITE shirt is touching the pizza

    I know how you feel about that!


    Take her shirt off and make sure it gets thrown out immediately

Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.