I Could Really Use Some Fish Right Now, Fish Right Now, Fish Right Now.



Written by Esquire
Wednesday






If you like donuts then you are going to love these Halibut Bites at the Brazen Head. They were as soft as marshmallows. We had quite the evening at the Brazeen Heed. In fact, if I had not stumbled upon this image on my phone, I would have never been able to recall exactly what took place over the weekend.

Read fast, it will sound more exciting: Play in amateur baseball game. Run out of beer in 2nd inning. Reload beer by 4th inning. Win game. Celebrate at Brazen Head. Order food and spirits. Wonder if Krispy Kreme themselves are responsible for creating the wonderful Fish Bites? Pay outlandish bill. Order more drinks. Pay second outlandish bill. Fall off bike. Fall asleep on couch. Wake up. Sun Tan. Fall asleep in the sun. Dream about Fish Bites. Attend Much Music Awards After Party. Hit Bottle service. Fall on a Raptor. Leave party by force. Fall asleep on couch. Get on an airplane. Find image of Fish  Bites on phone. Feel both physically and emotionally empty inside. Cry. Repeat cycle. Wow. I love Toronto.

Note: Fell on a Raptor? You may be thinking: Does he mean fell off a rafter? No, I mean fell on an actual  7ft Toronto Raptor. A player. Fuck.

Brazen Head. Toronto.
      Airplanes.

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  1. Stephanie July 22, 2010 4:22 pm

    so as i quickly read the “read fast” part I couldnt help but find myself a bit boggled. what is it from!!!! (the tone) I have it in my head and its been driving me bonkers since I read it. Please put it to rest for me I’ve read this same blog 5 times now and I wont be able to stop until I can figure out if its A: from a commercial B: from a movie or C: from a tv show!!

    HELPPPPP ps. love the new shades thanks again.

  2. Esquire July 22, 2010 4:50 pm

    Haha. That’s funny. It’s not really from anything specifically, it’s just how my brain works sometimes. Actually, there is a movie called The Rules of Attraction, where the dude does all this shit really fast, and they just show glimpses of his day. It’s a good movie staring Dawson, from Dawson’s creek. That may sound bad, but it really is a good movie.



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