Doctor, Oetker. Can’t You See I’m Burning, Burning.

Written by Esquire


Normally I frown on frozen pizza, but I must say the Dr.Oetker Restourante pie is a drunken delight. It's not winning an award anytime soon, but it makes a great late night snack.  In fact, I'd sooner come home and bake the good Doctor's pie, rather then indulge on the garbage being served in the Granville district.  It's the decor and ambiance of places like Mega-bite and Numero Uno that truly compliments their lousy pizza. It's just like dinning in a dumpster.  Pizza Garden is of course excluded from this generalization. They make wonderful pies.

Note: Don't bake drunk. When passed out, you will not hear the alarm, nor smell the smoke. Although, after making this error on several occasions, I'm convinced it's virtually impossible to burn an apartment down. If that were the case, I would be long gone by now.

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Appies All The Time. Snack well, friend.